Actual conversation between me and my sweetheart at 2:00 AM this morning:
Sweetheart: What’s wrong?
Sweetheart: Why are you up again?
Me: Gigi needs a drink of water again.
Sweetheart: Didn’t she just get a drink of water an hour ago?
Me: Yes. She’s been up and down all night drinking water and going out to pee.
Sweetheart: Maybe I shouldn’t have given her all that pepperoni and hot dogs before bed.