Hound Heartburn

Actual conversation between me and my sweetheart at 2:00 AM this morning:

    Sweetheart:  What’s wrong?

    Me: Nothing.

    Sweetheart: Why are you up again?

    Me: Gigi needs a drink of water again.

    Sweetheart: Didn’t she just get a drink of water an hour ago?

    Me: Yes.  She’s been up and down all night drinking water and going out to pee.

    Sweetheart: Maybe I shouldn’t have given her all that pepperoni and hot dogs before bed.


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