The Truth is Out There

Real conversation in my household while watching “X-Files” on Netflix:

    Son:  What’s that guy on TV doing?  Why is he shooting everyone?
    Daughter:  He took some sort of weird drug that makes you twenty times more paranoid and scared of whatever you’re scared of…  kind of like Mom with spiders.
    Me:  Hey! I’ve never climbed to the top of a clock tower and taken out spiders with a high-powered rifle.
    Daughter: Yet!



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