Real conversation in my household while watching “X-Files” on Netflix:
- Son: What’s that guy on TV doing? Why is he shooting everyone?
- Daughter: He took some sort of weird drug that makes you twenty times more paranoid and scared of whatever you’re scared of… kind of like Mom with spiders.
- Me: Hey! I’ve never climbed to the top of a clock tower and taken out spiders with a high-powered rifle.
- Daughter: Yet!