My sweetheart and I get a lot of spam in our email boxes since we post advertisements on craigslist fairly frequently. Most of the time, these messages are a minor nuisance, sometimes they are outright annoying, but every now and then they are hilarious! Here are a couple of especially funny ones.
Oh, John Basil… I hope your trip to India goes well, and that you’re not too surprised to discover that I haven’t called to give Mr. Smith my information when you get back. Hopefully those holding fees don’t add up to be too much for you.
If my manhood was shrinking, maybe this poetically written email would encourage me to try their “magical” product. The best part of this email though is the name in the signature. I am totally going to name my next dog Shompoo Prachaporn.