Sometimes there’s a language barrier even when the message is delivered in pictures.
Caution: Deep Thinkers May Receive Noogies
Astronomers Should Avoid Low Hanging Telescopes
Mr. Fantastic Lounging Ahead
Beware of Man Pooping Off Cliff
Danger: Ball Lightning Playing Tag Ahead
IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: Fart, then signal a field goal, then throw children. IF ATTACKED, FIGHT BACK.
iPod may be used as an defibrillator.
Caution: Babies May Emit Fumes
Equipment May Become Unstable While Humping It
Beware: Wild Animals with Bronchitis
Extreme Flatulence Ahead