Don’t Trash the Stache

Suddenly, for no good reason, I have a bee in my bonnet: I want my sweetheart to grow a handlebar mustache.  There’s just something so devil-may-care and whimsical about a man with a thick shapely mustache that makes it very sexy.  

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Archduke Ferdinand was once described as “a man of uninspired energy, dark in appearance and emotion, who radiated an aura of strangeness and cast a shadow of violence and recklessness … a true personality amidst the amiable inanity.” I think the mustache was what “radiated an aura”.


I don’t know who this dude is, but his mustache makes him look slightly less effeminate and much more appealing. Someone needs to get this guy a sandwich though; much too scrawny for my taste.


The man in the Heineken commercial, who gets into an “old timey bare-knuckles boxing match” is a fine specimen of mustachioed manliness. I like the extra care he takes to use mustache wax to curl the tips for a look that is simultaneously rugged and polished.

I know my sweetheart could pull this look off better than all three of these gentlemen. Maybe I’ll get him some mustache wax and a tiny little comb for the next gift-giving occasion.

One thought on “Don’t Trash the Stache

  1. oh my goodness, the posting is even on my birthday! I need to meet more women like yourself who can appreciate a beautiful mustache.

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